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Anonymous: I see the Bitch In Waiting won't be waiting for much longer... -X

Uh..I-I have no idea what you’re talking about. 

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itsgemmabeckham:

You’re so lucky! My mum never keeps it in the house.

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I just bought some new kind of ice cream from Ben and Jerry’s. It’s some limited edition kind.

        

Mom and dad are making me audition for some new stupid sitcom. 

tyler-joliepitt:

I didn’t scream! It was a manly shout..

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Alright, Tyler. Of course it was a manly shout. A very high pitched manly shout.

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itsgemmabeckham:

I want ice cream.

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Oh, I love ice cream. We have a bunch at home actually.

        

Mom and dad are making me audition for some new stupid sitcom. 

tyler-joliepitt:

Oh shut it, Av.  I love you too, but spiders are creepy little shits and they shouldn’t exist.

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Spiders are creepy little shits, but teenage boys aren’t supposed to scream like little girls.

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Mom and dad are making me audition for some new stupid sitcom. 

tyler-joliepitt:

Great..

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I’m sure you’ll make it. You acted so afraid last night at home when you saw that little spider. You screamed like a little girl. Oh, wait. You weren’t acting. I’m joking, I love you. 

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Exercising a bit. We can’t loose our shape and get fat! 

zac-connors:

Maybe? I am cool. To be honest, I’m amazing.

Maybe the reason that no one notices you is because you’re a little cocky dick.

        

thesashasanders:

Lucky you, then.

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Yeah, I think it was fate though.

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